@pinguinoEO Twitter Archive

The phrase is high *as a* kite, Bot.

 Sat Apr 01 06:13:11 +0000 2017

happy April fools to you too

 Sat Apr 01 15:25:07 +0000 2017

RT @zunguzungu: On April Fools Day, read a work of fiction, which is a tissue of lies. Novelists are not to be believed, their books aren't…

 Sat Apr 01 15:27:16 +0000 2017

RT @tininsteelian: .@pinguinoEO and I will be racing Super Mario Bros corrupted in real time in 15 minutes on Memeathon! https://t.co/4Uj24…

 Sun Apr 02 19:09:21 +0000 2017

I don't know what memeathon is but @tininsteelian roped me into racing some perfectly normal mario for it http://twitch.tv/memeathon

 Sun Apr 02 19:27:15 +0000 2017

i'm sorry bill we will get you new ones asap

 Mon Apr 03 00:56:00 +0000 2017

hi this is social media just letting you know all your friends have better lives than you ok bye

 Thu Apr 06 00:05:08 +0000 2017

UFO? Pure evil.

 Sun Apr 09 16:12:11 +0000 2017

I have decided not to renew this streaming subscription.

 Mon Apr 10 20:26:19 +0000 2017

Ah I see the prototype for Bayonetta 2 is coming to PC.

 Tue Apr 11 14:04:07 +0000 2017

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2017-fast-and-furious/

 Wed Apr 12 21:18:49 +0000 2017

"A rear end may be dressed in any number of coverings, including but not limited to leather pants, bathing suits, thongs, and skirts"

 Wed Apr 12 21:22:19 +0000 2017

Dreams do come true. https://twitter.com/pinguinoEO/status/821080008131248128

 Wed Apr 12 22:35:14 +0000 2017

RT @alex_navarro: god has a plan for all of us. i’m certain of that now. https://twitter.com/tacobell/status/852273370099982336

 Thu Apr 13 13:40:41 +0000 2017

my mom saw this and now i'm in time out

 Thu Apr 13 20:43:04 +0000 2017

Stop, it wasn't funny the first time!

 Fri Apr 14 18:10:41 +0000 2017

RT @MLS: .@OrlandoCitySC just became the first team in MLS history to open up a stadium 4-0-0 👏

 Sun Apr 16 04:12:32 +0000 2017

RT @StarCraft: StarCraft is now FREE w/ Patch 1.18!

👉 http://blizz.ly/2peNzpl

 Wed Apr 19 00:34:57 +0000 2017

Shoutouts to the global population of Andrews for funding Yooka-Laylee, really cool to see each and every one of you in the credits.

 Wed Apr 19 02:56:00 +0000 2017

$5/month is already too much for subscribing to a single streamer.

 Wed Apr 19 18:08:01 +0000 2017

What.

 Thu Apr 20 21:27:41 +0000 2017

RT @MerriamWebster: Is 'otaku' an insult? It depends. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/what-does-otaku-mean-in-japanese

 Fri Apr 21 03:57:53 +0000 2017

RT @kendricklamar:

 Sat Apr 22 20:43:07 +0000 2017

@Voguekun In the SC2VN kickstarter it was written "esports" but the game itself uses "eSports."
What went so terribly wrong?

 Tue Apr 25 01:49:39 +0000 2017

RT @NicSampson: A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉

 Tue Apr 25 02:29:59 +0000 2017

RT @NintendoAmerica: #Splatoon2 Fans! Find out what happened between Callie & Marie after the final Splatfest in #SquidSisters Stories: htt…

 Tue Apr 25 02:33:18 +0000 2017

RT @hateshaliek: [LEAKED] NEW KENDRICK LAMAR DAMN. TRACK

 Tue Apr 25 22:27:24 +0000 2017

:/ https://twitter.com/Criterion/status/857251953260326913

 Wed Apr 26 17:12:53 +0000 2017

RT @jeffgerstmann: What's up everybody, I wanted to weigh in on all the hot chat about story in games recently so I recorded this today htt…

 Thu Apr 27 02:18:15 +0000 2017

timGasm, timLewd, timHype, timGlod, timGG, timBaka, timRage, timLove, timRekt

 Thu Apr 27 02:35:47 +0000 2017

this but make them available only to $25 subs

 Thu Apr 27 02:39:26 +0000 2017

RT @MerriamWebster: Wake up!

'Sheeple' is in the dictionary now. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sheeple

 Thu Apr 27 16:19:06 +0000 2017

RT @Octopimp:

 Thu Apr 27 23:39:42 +0000 2017

RT @hateshaliek: zero reasons as to why I made this

 Fri Apr 28 04:48:55 +0000 2017

GOG is great at making me feel guilty for still mostly buying from Steam. https://twitter.com/GOGcom/status/858036957473103873

 Fri Apr 28 20:33:18 +0000 2017

Chicago Fire tho

 Sat Apr 29 03:46:45 +0000 2017