@pinguinoEO Twitter Archive

May 2018

I work in exchange for money now which means I haven't played a video game in weeks and I don't know what my identity is anymore.
 Thu May 03 01:29:05 +0000 2018


Replying to @pinguinoEO

Not even Rocket League.
 Thu May 03 01:32:20 +0000 2018


RT @GodzillaGifs: モスラ対ゴジラ- Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
 Thu May 03 17:45:20 +0000 2018


I'm an Orthodox Dweeb so I don't celebrate Star Wars until May 25.
 Sat May 05 01:55:55 +0000 2018


Replying to @pinguinoEO

just kidding I celebrate Star Wars every day
 Sat May 05 02:12:09 +0000 2018


I still haven't seen The Book of Henry but I've probably watched 3 hours worth of videos about how awful it is.
This one's my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMb7-6eg4Zo
 Mon May 07 00:40:35 +0000 2018


Ok i saw 30 seconds of the Guardians of the Galaxy part of Infinity War and now I kinda want to watch the whole MCU
 Mon May 07 19:52:17 +0000 2018


Replying to @pinguinoEO

I can't believe the idiot from Parks and Rec is a huge movie star.
 Mon May 07 20:31:08 +0000 2018


Replying to @pinguinoEO

I also saw the credits thank Fox for the use of Arrested Development and I am willing to wallow through 30 movies of backstory to learn how the heck that happened.
 Mon May 07 20:35:43 +0000 2018


Replying to @alucard835

Rubberband Man is the shortcut to my heart.
 Mon May 07 20:36:50 +0000 2018


Replying to @pinguinoEO

Who wants to co-host my MCU podcast?
It will be different from the thousands of others because of my pretentiousness and lack of personality.
 Tue May 08 21:08:14 +0000 2018


Replying to @ThatchnerTweets

I actually was considering Clueless Person + Marvel Expert as a format. Like how sports have a play-by-play announcer and color commentator.
 Tue May 08 22:16:39 +0000 2018


🤔

 Thu May 10 00:42:58 +0000 2018


RT @billwurtz: is doing laundry more fun for you or the laundry
 Mon May 14 00:18:08 +0000 2018


For å TV show about how books are good and TV is bad, Netflix's Series of Unfortunate Events doesn't seem to understand what a book is?
As if the only purpose of reading is to memorize figures and any other reason is a waste.
 Wed May 16 04:11:48 +0000 2018


Replying to @vicsyyy and @Valroths

how do you think I got this coooool ❄
 Wed May 16 20:08:43 +0000 2018


please no bully :(


 Thu May 17 04:21:24 +0000 2018


just watched La La Land for the 6th time and I want you all to know it's still very good
 Fri May 18 02:22:13 +0000 2018


RT @ryanqnorth: For sale: baby ewes, never shorn
 Fri May 18 17:59:48 +0000 2018


there is no purer joy in the world than my dad watching America's Funniest Videos
 Sun May 20 23:11:52 +0000 2018


RT @NicSampson: So great how many video games let me live out my fantasies of boosting someone up onto a ledge
 Mon May 21 07:26:07 +0000 2018


RT @RocketLeague: Fun 👏 In 👏 The 👏 Sun
Our next update hits the beach on May 29! ⚽️🚗🚀🔥
Read on for more details about our Salty Shores upda…
 Tue May 22 19:45:50 +0000 2018


Oh no.
My only weakness. https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/999320677604823041
 Wed May 23 16:22:19 +0000 2018


Replying to @PyoroX

how dare you
 Wed May 23 20:19:04 +0000 2018


Replying to @pweisk

it's our main hobby
 Wed May 23 20:20:05 +0000 2018


RT @rianjohnson:
 Thu May 24 21:12:41 +0000 2018


Replying to @PyoroX

unsubscribe
 Sat May 26 01:00:25 +0000 2018


 Sat May 26 21:09:16 +0000 2018


My first game on the Rocket League update went 10 minutes into overtime and ended on a lame own goal.
Then I got a plain Merc body drop.
 Tue May 29 22:06:32 +0000 2018


Replying to @pinguinoEO




 Wed May 30 01:30:11 +0000 2018


A Magikarp jumps in this trailer. https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/1001634986498248704
 Wed May 30 01:38:04 +0000 2018


the sonic cycle but for Gorillaz
 Thu May 31 22:24:58 +0000 2018