@pinguinoEO Twitter Archive

I hope someday there's an academic paper about how MY haters are fake also. https://twitter.com/mortenbay/status/1046885009834090496

 Mon Oct 01 22:41:28 +0000 2018

How much did I have to back on Kickstarter to get one?

 Mon Oct 01 22:44:05 +0000 2018

I admire your commitment to that exclamation point.

 Tue Oct 02 02:19:53 +0000 2018

RT @NicSampson: Read the first word of each of my tweets on my timeline to uncover a fun hidden message!!

 Wed Oct 03 18:52:39 +0000 2018

Florida friends: You must register to vote by October 9! That's this Tuesday!
You can even register online like right now it's SO easy holy moly https://vote.gov/

 Wed Oct 03 21:51:56 +0000 2018

Florida friends please tell me how you're voting on the "Ban Offshore Drilling And Also Vaping" amendment because ????

 Wed Oct 03 22:01:48 +0000 2018

all hail king killmonger

 Sat Oct 06 22:18:15 +0000 2018

why didnt they make venom cuter

 Sun Oct 07 19:35:18 +0000 2018

RT @RocketLeague: @RLEsports @CallumTheShogun ROCKET LEAGUE!

 Sun Oct 07 20:38:30 +0000 2018

RT @carlreiner: I believe that the tweets I plan to send out tonight will be the best I ever sent.

 Mon Oct 08 03:02:09 +0000 2018

It's almost my bedtime but I will be sure to read them in the morning Mr. Reiner.

 Mon Oct 08 03:06:51 +0000 2018

Nicki about to endorse both parties

 Mon Oct 08 21:40:25 +0000 2018

RT @Catch__emall: wish I could go...

 Tue Oct 09 04:36:52 +0000 2018

crash through the microsoft surface where they can't microsoft hurt us

 Thu Oct 11 04:57:26 +0000 2018

I'm just relieved you're using the past tense.

 Mon Oct 15 17:38:48 +0000 2018

what if i watch every adam sandler movie

 Tue Oct 16 01:25:44 +0000 2018

 Thu Oct 18 04:01:37 +0000 2018

RT @Catch__emall: what's hip

 Fri Oct 19 01:40:51 +0000 2018

hitbox too big

 Tue Oct 23 01:27:15 +0000 2018

But Professor Zuckerberg accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction:
Chemical 😂

 Tue Oct 23 05:36:59 +0000 2018

The best part is you won't need to explain it because men will tell you what your costume is.

 Tue Oct 23 19:09:33 +0000 2018

Yeah I'm a retro gamer. The Wii is my favorite console!

 Tue Oct 23 23:52:49 +0000 2018

dang that's ancient, that's like 2 ago!

 Wed Oct 24 00:38:46 +0000 2018

Is it too early to start my Oscars predictions? https://twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/1055128313205731328

 Wed Oct 24 19:12:28 +0000 2018

RT @shenanigansen:

 Wed Oct 24 22:51:52 +0000 2018

Maybe Fortnite's okay.

 Fri Oct 26 02:48:11 +0000 2018

I just woke up and my day is already ruined. https://twitter.com/FilmStruck/status/1055834635429666816

 Fri Oct 26 14:56:33 +0000 2018

@FilmspottingSVU what if your recommendations were the only thing keeping FilmStruck in business?

 Sat Oct 27 02:22:32 +0000 2018

aw all my favorite sins cost money

 Mon Oct 29 02:06:32 +0000 2018

Happy Halloween Eve.
Netflix just added a Jeopardy collection? https://www.netflix.com/title/81034099

 Tue Oct 30 23:44:02 +0000 2018

RT @ditto_electrode: 🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃
stay safe tonight

 Wed Oct 31 23:38:33 +0000 2018